Hasslevania Characters

 

Rovert visits Oldie, who owns the shop and shouts obscenities from time to time

NOTE: Bad voice acting is GOOD voice acting, here in Hasslevania!

 
Rovert Bellhump:    The hero of the story and owner of the cheapest house on the block. He wants to sleep but Dracula is too noisy.
Count Dracula:    The evil head honcho who's just been resurrected AGAIN. He makes the most noise so far!
Me-Sued-Ya:    Dracula's lawyer and stern reminder to Rovert that breaking and entering is a big no-no around here.
Oldie the Ripper:    The old coot holed up inside the sole shop of Dracula's castle. He sells things for big money.
Skelecopter Pilot:    A whacko who's prone to fly-bys of Hasslevania. Stuff tends to drop out of the cargo hold though, because he's a crap pilot.
Skelevator Operator:    A kindly skeleton with a penchant for small talk. He works the main method of travel for the first few floors.
Del Duio:    A legendary thief- The poor man's Zorro! He went into the castle to steal from Dracula and deface his pad with spraypaints.
Alucart:    The luckiest vampire alive. He runs "Alucart's Casino & Burgers" on the outskirts of town.
Simon Bellhump:    The orignal vampire slayer. He entered Hasslevania to kill Dracula 100 years ago and got lost. Boy is he OLD!!
Ghouly Lee:    Deaf's backup bass player with sunglasses and a mad groove.
Neil Hurt:    Deaf's drummer. He is the BEST!! He owns a giant drumset with all kinds of things on it.
Alex Deadson:    Deaf's guitarist. Sports a sunburst Les Paul and rocks out like the best of them. Very underrated!
Ninja Bradley, Salesman:    A ninja. In a castle. Why, you ask? Because ninjas are cool, and that's reason enough to throw one in!
Prison Zombies:    Although locked up for all time, that only gives these guys all the time in the world to shout things at passers-by.

 

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